The Assbutts Have the Phonebox!

Pip's fandom blog. Here you'll find Supernatural, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Portal, Nightvale, The Walking Dead, Marvel, and many others represented.

Lookng for something funnier? More into artsy things? You'll find links to those in the sidebar.

I'm Pip, and I'm responsible for this mess. I'm a Minnesota girl, born 21 April 1994. I'm a nerdfighter who likes to pretend to be an actress, writer, artist, and singer. If you want to know more, my ask box is always open.

Enjoy my junk.


Hey babes, so it’s about time I do another giveaway! My friend Ginelle over at Surely Nerdy Purses has just opened up shop on Etsy, where she will be selling lovely purses like those shown above. Cute, functional, with the perfect amount of nerdy flair!

As a promotional thing, we’re partnering to give one lucky tumblebug their choice of one of these super rad purses!

Here’s the rules:
• Two entry options: you can like and/or reblog this post. (Limit two entries per user.)
• You don’t have to follow me, but it’d be rad if you did.
• We can only ship within the U.S.
• The winner will be drawn via lottery on Friday, October 3rd, 2014, at 10:00PM Central Time. Please have your ask open so we can contact you. The winner will have 24 Hours to respond, or the prize will be forfeited.

You can check out Surely Nerdy Purses on Facebook, where Ginelle will be posting new styles and different options for fabrics. She’s super accommodating with customizing these babies. Okay, cool. Happy blogging!
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A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
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Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014






no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke


The progression of video games in a few decades.


I have to say this, and then I’ll stop. But honestly, the whole imprinting on a child that later grows up to become a romantic interest thing is a bit creepy, right? 

“#today on is it twilight or is it doctor who,” via jarvishasthephonebox …you’re the worst and I love you.





For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2


whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.


How Vicki became my favorite character ever


White & grey coloured pencils, grey pastel pencil and white gel pen on A3 black paper (Daler-Rowney, 150 g/m²).

viwan themes